Kitty kitty climbs on things
Eats her food and jumps through rings
Cuddles cuddles so soft and sweet
Makes me happy until you leave.
After eating all your food,
Nature says you have to poop.
Go away kitty now you stink
Play it off then come back to me
My sweet sweet kitty
How I do love thee.
Do you love me?
Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.
"When you’re on your lady week."
Someone date this guy already.